Monday, January 28, 2008

Now Try This!

Because my Mommy Exercise and Diet Plan opened to such rave reviews, I'd like to suggest some of the other products in our line:

The Mommy Perfume:
You have several choices in this category. We have the "Poop" scent, or the "Chicken McNuggets" scent. Also comes in "Breast Milk" or "Formula", for those Mommies with infants.

The Mommy T-shirt:
Complete with barf stains and spit-up.

The Mommy Mini Van:
Not only does it include all the car seats, it also has the books, toys, and other junk you need. Added trunk space includes the stroller and pack-in-play for easy storage. Spilled Cheerios and crushed Goldfish crackers complete the package.

The Mommy Purse:
No childless woman would be caught dead with this purse, but for the on-the-go Mommy, it's a must have. Too huge and heavy to hold on your shoulder, it comes complete with cell phone, tissues, extra diapers, change of clothes for each child, children's emergency cards, Band-Aids, toys, books, games, snacks, bottles, wet wipes, umbrella and raincoats (in case it rains), hats (in case it's too sunny), and sunblock. Sorry, no room for your wallet.

We take cash, money orders, and accept all major credit cards. We even accept PayPal! But no Disney Princess money, please.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Mommy Quote of the Week

"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
-- Erma Bombeck

Friday, January 18, 2008

Mommy Quote of the Week

"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy."

-- Michelle Pfeiffer

Monday, January 14, 2008

Not a Sales Pitch...

Mamasource is a friendly, supportive community of Moms in your local area that is 100% free.

For a limited time, Mamasource will make a donation to the Breast Cancer Fund for every member who sends a "Mamasource Flower." Mamasource Flowers are a thoughtful way of saying "I’m thinking of you" or "I appreciate you". Sending a Mamasource Flower is free, and will be sure to brighten the busy day of the Moms you care about! Plus, it helps raise money for Breast Cancer Research!

So, start sending those flowers, and spread the word! Go to Mamasource and find out how!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Mommy Quote of the Week

"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
-- Carol Burnett

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy New Year!

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly would like to wish all of you and your families a happy and prosperous 2008!

Our regular (if you can call them that) posts will be returning next week and we will then (most likely) be back on track!