Sneezing, Rude Diapers, and Nerve-Wracking Packing

So... it looks like my readers are most interested in dealing with rude people, especially parents and annoying children. I'm glad I'm not the only one with these problems. I also see that my Dinner Table Topics are quite a hit... (tooting my own horn)

However, I found some odd requests made by those that have come upon my site. Here are some of the topics people are searching for on Google, and somehow they were directed to my blog.

The dog, the bad, and the ugly
A creative title for a blog about your pug / pit bull mix?

Old people dinner table
Wondering what to discuss when grandparents come for a visit? Or trying to find an antique table?

Sneeze dinner table
Searching for Kleenex etiquette at the dinner table, perhaps?

Nerve Wracking Packing
Moving is such a b%$#. (This one gets points for clever rhyming.)

Santa's Good and Bad List
When you find it, let me know. It could be worth meel-yuns!

Rude Diaper
Hmmm.... I will admit, I've never met a diaper that was particularly polite...

Ugly Mommy
Now, I'll try not to take this one too personally. After all, it got them to my blog, so it can't be all that bad.

Thanks for reading!