I'm Gonna' Be a Bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna' be a bear!
(Thanks to Ali for this internet find.)
5 comments:
I never thought about it, but it makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
a bear.. yes...
come by for some bloggy love today...
SO true! I've always wanted to hibernate, thereby avoiding work and other stupidity.
yes. a bear would be good. I could use the sleep and the mama bear mentality! I found you via Marla! great blog!
Count me in! I think I'd like being a bear too.
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